Foxy Friday Dump

Sexiest ghost in the world.
Well I’ll be damned. We weren’t the only people on the Internet to find these new Megan Fox pictures. Here are a bunch more. But in these she has her leg hiked up and is only wearing panties. If you’re reading this sentence following that one, instead of already clicking the link, you should probably go to Club LoveCock tonight. <sharapovasthigh>
It appears there was a bet up in Oregon. Someone said “I bet you can’t think of anything more embarrassing to our program than the ridiculous uniforms we wear.” And a few douchebags said “You haven’t seen our rap video.” Winners. <outsidetheboxscore>
Stephon Marbury is Optimus Prime. Nothing left to do now but just wait for him to die. Oh, and also for Megan Fox’s entrance. Oh, look up there! <neswsports>
The KKK is holding a rally at Ole Miss. I’m not sure why this is news, though. I figured they had a house on campus and floats in the homecoming parade down there. “Wheeew Kappa Kappa Kappa! Pledge Class 2009! Wheeew” <deadspin>
Place your bets on who gets to fill those flattened, stretched-out shoes at Notre Dame. Yep, there are actual odds on the next Irish coach. I say they up the cholesterol and just hire Mark Mangino. I hear green is slimming. <dr.saturday>
A Baltimore Ravens wedding. Not players. Not owners. Just retards in Ravens jerseys. hooting. Yelling. Whooping. Pro-creating. Christ. <kissingsuzykolber>
A look deep into the Psyche and past of each NFL quarterback. I’m pretty confident these are spot-on. <stylepoints>
LA is to professional football what Danny Devito is to women. Meaning they’d rather masturbate with a bee hive than go there. Still doesn’t make sense? F*ck it. <withleather>
Another awesome flow chart. This one about picking nicknames. I whole-heartedly agree. Goddamn I wish work flowcharts were this good. <holytaco>
This guy just ruined the surprise in the new Jackass 3D movie by figuring out the gimmick. He also must be some sort of super genius. It’s good to know I’m not alone. <filmdrunk>
Alright early weekenders. Assuming you all wish to emulate me, have an unproductive Friday and flirt with your co-workers all afternoon. Even the old, fat ones. It makes their dayand makes you look less threatening to the hot ones you plan on slipping that roofie to later on.
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