Moanday Morning Dump

The immediate response to: "Do you like cocain Ms. Ambrosio?"

It’s Monday.  So, as always, this means we GameDay screencaps and signs.  As a rule, Arizona students are pretty damn funny and know how to party.  So some of these are pretty good.  Others say “More Like ‘Boregon’”.  So… You know.  <thatfan>

Memphis is perennially terrible at football.  Maybe it’s because when a guy applies for the head coaching positions using his EA Sports NCAA football accomplishments on his resume he actually gets a response from the Athletic Director.  Check this out, and check back for updates.  The Bills may be next.  <secondstringfullback>

Here’s an entire website dedicated to the way movies should have ended.  So, they make alternate endings and share them with the world.  Looks like Twilight is first up this morning.  So of course I won’t be watching.  I treat Twilight like genital warts and twitter: As a rule I ignore its existence and pretend it isn’t real.  <howitshouldhaveended>

The Eagles beat the Bears last night.  They also beat Devin Hester’s dignity as they exposed his naked ass on national television.  Full-on ass shot.  Awesome.  <detroit4lyfe>

OchoCinco condoms.  I guess he referenced something about this some time ago.  But then he never shuts up, so he’s probably said something about everything at this point.  <outsidetheboxscore> 

The incredible Browns have, unbelievably, found a new way to lose games.  This is way more impressive than anything the Colts have done this season.  If you missed it, this was really something to behold.  Here’s the wrap up.  <paneech>

Baseball has been played for long enough that some pretty awesome names have piled up in the record books.  Names like Dick Braggins.  And that’s somewhere in the middle of this list.  They get better.  <morehardball>

Les Miles proved once again that he’s the dumbest head coach in the country.  And it’s about damn time that his stupid ass got exposed.  Last time he pulled this crap he got lucky and actually won the game.  Even though he didn’t know what down it was.  Saturday, not so much.  Here’s a photo list of everything that happened before and after the game down in Mississippi.  The KKK was actually on campus, and Les’s coaching abilities still found a way to be the worst thing people saw that day.  <friendsoftheprogram>

OSU fans want Rich Rodriguez to know how much they care about him.  This is awesome.  <elevenwarriors>

Avatar may well suck balls when it comes out.  Here’s a good reason why:  <filmdrunk>

Happy short-week.  I will get exactly nothing done all day today.  I hope you join me.  Send link tips and story suggestions to bootleggersports@gmail.com. 

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