Taryn Southern Tuesday Dump

Taryn Southern making this face means putting pants on will have to wait.

Before we commence with the dumping, I’d like to point out that Taryn Southern is my new #1.  Most people were originally introduced to her as the Hott For Hill(ary) girl.  But THIS video is much, much better.

There’s never been a better time to hate the Steelers.  Reason #1:  National headline news about a Steeler fan kicking a puppy to death before the game Sunday.  Michael Vick could be heard saying, “Oh you poor, poor mother f*cker.”  Here’s some video of the coverage.  <outsidetheboxscore>

While riding the Steeler-hating train, here’s all the reasons why the defending Super Bowl champs won’t make the playoffs this year.  Sorry to kick you guys like a near-lifeless puppy while you’re down.  <paneech>

Rob Marshall’s new movie is called Nine, and posters for this came out yesterday.  All the posters have written across them “This Holiday Season Be Italian.”  This offended someone who is not usually easily offended.  You have to see the appropriate poster he made at the end of this post.  <filmdrunk>

The creators of all the Auto Tune the Newssegments have changed it up a bit.  This time auto-tuning small children and Kanye West’s “Ima Letchu finish” moment.  Sadly for Kanye, he sounds about a thousand times better on this than on his stupid songs.  <shmoyoho>

Wait a goddamn minute.  James Cameron revealed yesterday that OJ Simpson was supposed to be the original Terminator.  Where the f*ck was this news in, oh I don’t know, 1995?  This is still mouth-gapingly funny after all these years, but come on man.  Why would you sit on that news?  Can you think of the jokes we’d have had then?  Dick.  <backporch>

This link goes out especially for Dylan.  Jerad Allen just got engaged to a hot little mullet-loving jersey-chaser.  It should be noted that Dylan hates Jerad Allen more than the damn devil.  I think in a hand-to-hand cage-fight to the death between Jerad Allen and Osama Bin Laden, Dylan would be chanting “Allahu Akbar!”  On a related note, do you think he does the Jack-in-the-Box move after sex?  Because I think he does.  I also think years of beatings and herpes are in this young lady’s future.  <nfljuice>

Mark Sanchez has reportedly left his hot Southern Cal girlfriend to chase some Jersey trash.  Congratulations Mark.  You’re life is now sprinting in the wrong direction as fast as most of your NFL-leading interceptions.  <bustedcoverage>

Pie charts aren’t as cool as flow charts, but seeing as how Thanksgiving is this week, I’ll let it slide.  This one is what you’ll actually be having this Thursday.  <holytaco>

That’s it.  Hope you enjoyed most of these links as much as I did.  Well, I kinda do.  Mostly I don’t give two shits.  Happy effing Tuesday.  Send story ideas and link tips to bootleggersports@gmail.com.

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1 Comment to Taryn Southern Tuesday Dump

furrer4heisman
November 24, 2009

Hmmmm, that girl looks like someone I know.

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