Wednesday Leave-Early Dump

Bianca Reminds All of Us Just How Much We Have to be Thankful For

Some “Drop it Like It’s Hot” hate for Mr. Ted Ginn Jr.  This is just as funny as it is rage-filled.  <neswsports>

Living in Detroit is not good for you.  It’s not good for your physical well being, and it’s certainly not good for your mental health either.  As evidenced by this new Matthew Stafford facebook fan club: The Staff Infections.  Goddamnit Detroit.  Keeping you on life support is getting harder and harder.  <secondstringfullback>

This is genius.  A Dylan discovery, and an amazing one at that.  Booze cats.  All you need is three simple things. Pictures of cats, pictures of drunks, and Photo Shop.  Wait, make that 5 things.  You also need a lot of free time and about a quarter-ounce.  <boozecats>

You know how lots of times you see some really attractive woman and you think to yourself how you’d love to see her make porn?  I mean, maybe you think about walking up and talking to her, but for those of us who have had our souls crushed one too many times, we just think about seeing her do porn.  Well, every guy who said that about this Atlanta Hawks cheerleader must be wishing on a better lucky star than the rest of us.  <totalprosports>

This guy deserves to go to prison for this tattoo.  He also deserves what will happen to him there.  God Damn that’s awful.  <iambored>

Sarah Palin now writes an advice column.  And I must say, this is spot f*cking on.  <holytaco>

Jimmy Clausen dressed up as LeDainian Tomlinson in practice yesterday.  I wonder why that could be?  <SouthBendTribune>

Really drunk Chicago Bears fan.  In his defense, have you seen the Bears play this year?  I’ll take this video over “Really depressed Bears fan puts gun in his mouth and makes a brain fountain at Soldier Field.”  <friendsoftheprogram> 

The holidays officially start at 12:00 today, for most of the country.  Half the office leaves, and the remaining half put all their work away and look for places to masturbate.  Or just dick around online.  I guess that depends on your level of deviancy.  Anywho, have a good holiday, and send link tips and story suggestions to bootleggersports@gmail.com. 

Tags: link dump

No comments yet.

Leave a comment