Arizona Fans Are Clearly Gay

She makes me want to do despicable things, but throwing a bottle is not one of them

As Oregon’s football team found a way to erase a ten point deficit and win in double overtime at Arizona last week, the Arizona faithful found a way to show the nation their true colors.  Those colors turned out not to be cardinal red and navy blue, but rather a fabulous rainbow of pride.

After the final whistle had blown and the teams were heading off the turf, the Oregon cheer squad, well known throughout the nation for putting out a quality product, cheered their team as they exited.  Then, the lovely ladies were pelted by any loose objects that Wildcats fans could get their hands on, which included a water bottle that struck Katelynn, pictured, in the head and forced her to be briefly hospitalized.  Now I ask you, are these the actions of a straight, God-fearing, vagina loving man?  I should say not.  Straight men do love football, but, if I may speak for the group, we can’t stay mad at a hot, scantily clad coed.  That’s why college campuses only riot after a national title.  The cheer squads are with the team so there’s no calming cleavage to disperse the crowd.

The Arizona faithful apparently don’t appreciate the beauty of a young blonde who has a dream to one day grace the pages of the Victoria Secret catalogue.  Hey, we share the same dream…I’d also like to see her in that catalogue.

I suppose perhaps, it being the holiday season and all, I could give you Arizona fans the benefit of the doubt here.  Maybe you just have terrible aim and you accidentally knocked-out the lovely Katelynn instead of bringing the pain to one of her male teammates.  As a straight man, I can tell you we don’t have a policy against inflicting pain to male cheerleaders.  We hate what we don’t understand.

For a full understanding of why Katelynn shouldn’t be pelted with garbage, check out her photo gallery.

Bootlegged from The Big Lead

Tags: Arizona, douchebaggery, football, NCAA, Oregon

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