Dick In the Dirt December Second Dump

I'm going to run out of Christmas girl pictures soon

NFL Today took a page from the blogosphere and mixed in a hot Victoria Secret model with their crappy football coverage.  Here’s a video of the young lady with the old retards.  <outsidetheboxscore>

Sports are often not good for teeth, as many can be face-smashingly excellent.  On top of this, many of the world’s greatest athletes are from humble origins, and don’t take care of/fix their teeth.  For this reason, we have a very excellent Not Top Ten teeth.  Editors Note: People from the South will not be shocked or impressed.  <notqualifiedtocomment>

The President and his cabinet seem to play Mafia Wars on Facebook.  Or so this would make it seem.  <picture thing>

Here’s the first person to ever say Drew Brees should get the MVP.  You may have heard it so many times by now that you want to hit yourself in the testes with pine branches, but this guy said it first.  <paneech>

I think that facebook is the perfect place to have an open discussion with your fiance about sour vaginas.  But then I generally ask a girl her thoughts on oral within the first 10 minutes of a date too.  You are all just sexually repressed.  And have sour vaginas.  <lamebook>

More “Tiger Woods did/didn’t put his penis in me” stories.  I am publicly offering up my “Tiger Woods Did Not F*ck Me” story for sale.  Let it be known.  You can reach me here.  I’ll tell about all the steamy nights I wasn’t fornicating with Tiger Woods.  <withleather>

I like Charlize Theron very much.  I also kind of like the World Cup.  Now the two are mixed.  I have a boner.  The end.  <sportressofblogitude>

If you plan on betting on the Florida-Alabama game, here’s your site.  Because there is also some Sabrina Cherry on there.  And if I’ve learned anything, it’s that half-naked beautiful girls help men make much wiser and calculated decisions with their money.  <vegasgab>

Google Street View is awesome.  It’s even more awesome when it finds pictures of prostitutes.  Here are 25 of just that.  <holytaco>

And that’s the Link Dump for the day.  Thanks for dropping by.  If you’re one of those people who plays Christmas music for all your co-workers to hear all day long, please consider this an invitation to step into traffic.  I hate you all, and wish you ass cancer.  Here’s looking at you, Judy.  Send link tips and story ideas to bootleggersports@gmail.com.

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