Thunderstruck Thursday Dumptacular

They definitely should've positioned the bow over her face

Ron Artest admitted that he used to drink at halftime while playing for the Bulls.  I find this incredible, but there’s also a sense of disappointment.  Now, what can Ron Artest possibly admit to that would shock me?  Seeing a photocopy of his high school diploma would be a good start.  <detroit4lyfe>

The cocky son of a bitch who has been bragging about losing weight by eating nothing but Subway sandwiches is apparently fat again.  This is interesting because I’ve definitely wished that on him a few hundred times.  I’m not going to start bragging until Michael Strahan goes mute though.  <thatsfit>

The Broncos have been sucking pretty hard recently and now their fans are convincing themselves that the Chiefs are a dangerous team.  On the one hand, they beat the Steelers.  On the other hand, they have 3 wins all year.  This kind of feels like a pedophile trying to convince himself that the next elementary school kid he rapes is going to put up a real fight. <predominantlyorange>

Get your ‘Let Tiger Chase His Tail’ shirts today.  Great line, but the shirt actually looks pretty shitty.  Unless you like walking around with a picture of a tiger on your shirt.  If so, you probably also like red slushy stains, mustard and drool on your shirt… and Twilight.  <brobible>

And now, drunk driver theater, also known as a great place to wear your stained tiger shirt. <holytaco>

Raiders fans are now begging Al Davis to relinquish control of the team and hire a GM by putting their plea on a billboard.  Wait, the Raiders don’t have a GM?  There’s no barrier of sanity between Al Davis and day-to-day team operations?  Frankly, I’m surprised they still show up to games on time with their uniforms.  <justblogbaby>

Here are some new Mila Kunis pictures.  Jesus, Mila, you knew a photographer was coming over and you couldn’t even fix yourself up a little bit?  Lazy… <thedailyfix>

That’s it for now, but send tips to bootleggersports@gmail.com.  Who knows, we might even get around to writing a real article today.

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