First Friday of Dumpember

First Sports-Related Dump Picture Since Last Summer

A video about getting into the Tim Tebow School of Life.  You can learn to cut foreskins and judge people while claiming not to split pussy.  Could have just got to Oral Roberts I guess.  <outsidetheboxscore>

The new Tony Hawk skateboarding video game allows you to use the top of a real skateboard.  And these guys got Tony Hawk to test it’s durability.  It’s hard to say if it passed the test though, because it sucked so bad to begin with.  But this is noted: It didn’t break in half.  Sure, they didn’t try to jump on a poll or anything, but then again, that’s what your mother’s for.  Bam.  <collegehumor>

Rich Rodriguez just compared his season at Michigan to Hurricane Katrina.  Next on the comparisons list: Trail of Tears, Bataan Death March, Holocaust (obviously), and AIDS epidemic.  Good work coach.  Now go punch a baby in the face and we’ll call it a day.  <detroit4lyfe>

Some dude just retired from women’s tennis.  <sportressofblogitude>

Here’s a dirty version of some Taylor Swift song I’ve never heard before.  Wait… Isn’t she still underage?  [Note: This if the first time I've ever asked that question, in print of speech.  I instantly regret it.]  <bugehoobs>

A new flow chart from our spiritual texican dish friends.  This one is topical, and is to determine if you can get away with having a mistress.  Moral of the story?  Marry deaf and blind chicks.  <holytaco>

LeBron James threw a football through a basketball hoop from across the court.  Good, but not cream-in-your-pants amazing.  Hit me up in an email if you want that kind of amazing.  [winks, snarls, and rubs crotch]  <withleather>

Here’s seven things women say, and how to interpret them correctly.  This seems well thought out and all, but I’m going to stick to my formula of just assuming everything they say means “I’m totaly into your ‘nWo’ shirt and want you to lick my face.”  <guyism>

Usually going to Deadspin is awesome for the commenters.  This time the picture alone is worth clicking the link.  Oh, it’s a Mangino pick.  <deadspin>

That’s it for today folks.  Don’t forget to send us link tips and story suggestions over the weekend, and also don’t work at Dallas Cowboys stadium.  Ever.  I just heard “lacerated liver and punctured lung” among other things that happened to people there.  F*ck and no. 

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