Arianny Celeste is Getting Her Inbox Stuffed

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If you aren’t a fan of MMA and haven’t been watching various UFC events, you’re missing some incredible action and amazing athletic blah blah blah… tits.  Mostly, you’re missing the outstanding walking and sign holding up talents of Miss Arianny Celeste.  As a UFC Ring Girl, Arianny has the burdensome task of telling people what round it is and making sure things don’t get too gay, you know, with all the half-naked dude wrestling and what-not.  Let me tell you, she is doing a bang up job.

So bang up, in fact, that she’s created her own fan base of creepy, borderline stalkers.  One such future sex offender admirer is high school student Connor Cordova, who evidently put in a lot of time and effort in making a YouTube video asking Arianny to accompany him to his prom.  After presumably stocking up on mace and rape whistles, Arianny incredibly agreed.  Not only that, but she is setting up one of Cordova’s friends with one of her hot ass friends, who may or may not also be a ring girl.  And now that all of the bloggers, Internet lurkers and socially awkward chronic masturbaters, oh, I already said bloggers, have seen a crack in the dam, expect Miss Celeste to be overwhelmed with invitations in the coming weeks.

I hope she enjoys creepy dudes hiding in her trash so they can ask her to go to their cousin’s bar mitzvahs.  Or guys hiring a sky-writer to draw a likeness of their junk with ‘I (heart) Arianny’ written down it.  Or a guy kidnapping her and taking her to Vegas for a quicky wedding ceremony.  I really hope she likes all of that stuff…because I’m not stopping until something works.

Tags: Arianny Celeste, MMA, UFC

2 Comments to Arianny Celeste is Getting Her Inbox Stuffed

Fayetteville Video
February 14, 2010

She’s a great sport going to prom with that kid! (and lucky kid!!)

Rich
February 21, 2010

Sport? Are you retarded? The guy was an ugly stalker. No “high school teen” deserves to be near Celeste’s beauty.

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