Wednesday Legsday Dump

I've always been a legs man. Now I'm a Coke man too.

Randy Moller is the announcer for the Florida Panthers (That’s an NHL team).  He’s also kind of retarded.  Maybe he’s not actually retarded, but he does a damn good impression every time the Panthers score a goal.  <outsidetheboxscore>

The fifth installment of the enemies list came out this week.  That’s the 5 most hateable people of the past week, and why.  I too have Donovan McNabb as my starting fantasy quarterback, and so had my ass embarrassingly beaten down this week.  So I heartily join in when we say “f*ck you, Michael Vick.”  <neswsports>

Here’s a goalie who own-goaled with his nuts.  He looked like a cat chasing one of those laser-pointer things.  And I’m pretty sure he got beat up after the game.  <failblog>

And here’s a goalie scoring a goal the right way.  See how that’s done, goalie from link up there?  <evilchili>

Editor’s Note: I was going to link to something here, but the website had some of those ads that start playing automatically.  And when I tried to mute the damn thing it wouldn’t work.  When I tried again, more angrily, it counted as an ad click.  I, therefore, will not be linking these sonsabitches. 

Former Bulls Center, and current 7-foot-tall guy, just won the rights to name a new kind of shrimp.  <notqualifiedtocomment>

Tiger Woods Sex Tape.  I’m just surprised it took as long as it did.  Not the sex, but how long it took to come out.  I mean, the tape… Not Tiger.  And it’s a good spoof.  <holytaco>

Brazilian women’s bikini roller skate boxing.  Re-read that.  Then go watch this video.  I’m thinking that Brazil should have been awarded the Olympics a long damn time ago.  With the stipulation that they get to make up what all the games will be.  <withleather>

Awwwww….. Peter Gammons will no longer work at ESPN.  I’m legitimately sad.  That guy was fun to watch on summer nights.  At least this time his reason for leaving isn’t “Stroke.”  <espn>

Tiger Woods accident recreated with legos.  If you catch your child making this, you might need to start monitoring his TV/Internet exposure.  Just saying.  <bustedcoverage>

The Peach Bowl is now “Emmet Otter’s Jug Band Christmas.”  And a bootlegged copy with Kermit scenes included.  Note: Any post that says “bootleg” in it will get linked here, assuming you send it to me, or I stumble across it.  Also, now I feel compelled to watch whatever it is that f*cking movie is.  <gobblercountry>

Happy Hump Day readers.  Don’t forget your Rogaine and Chapstick, you dry-lipped, balding sack…  Sigh… Send link tips and story suggestions to bootleggersports@gmail.com.   

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