Floored Friday Dump

Watching the Steelers lie there and take it from 5 in a row just got more entertaining

I’ve decided that the Hitler-spoof videos aren’t too tired yet, because they continue to make me laugh.  In this episode, the evil Furror discovers that Tiger has been sleeping around/ driving poorly.  Though something tells me that he might have bigger issues with the Elin-Tiger marriage.  <outsidetheboxscore> 

During the never-ending Chicago winters, you either play basketball in the snow or you stay at home and clean your vagina until the sand is out.  That’s what I gathered from this post.  Oh, and that the Bulls suck.  I love people from Chicago.  <notqualifiedtocomment>

Call me the Profit of Peter.  No, wait.  Don’t call me that.  That may well lead to some embarrassing confusion as to what I do.  Anyway, I predicted that Peter Gammons would be joining the MLB Network after retiring from ESPN, because “The Leader” works their employees so damn hard and Pete’s an old man.  At MLB Network he can just ogle women all day with Harold.  My self-congratulations got in the way of how excited I am to see Harold and Pete in the same booth again.  MLB just passed Baseball Tonight.  Now to get Krukie.  (Thanks to Bryan for the tip).  <mlb>

If you know a Bama fan and you don’t get them this shirt, you’re a bad friend.  If you know a Florida fan and you don’t get them this shirt then you’re a pussy.  Or, you may just be like me and say ”To hell with buying other people gifts.  What am I, f*cking Santa Clause?  Get your own damn shirts.”  <shirtaday>

Wear Pumas, get blowjobs.  Or give blowjobs.  Hmm… That seems a little bit risky, Puma.  I enjoy a mouth hug as well as the next guy, but I don’t want to be going down on a guy and getting spunk on my leg just for wearing shoes.  You certainly made this one a 50/50 risk factor here.  <totalprosports>

Non-Christians in this country get to feeling a little ass-whipped this time of year, because every yokel you come across feels the need to wish you a “Merry Christmas,” or “Blessed Christmas.”  Well, most non-Christians around these parts are Jews, so for you, my Hebrew friends, I link you to 25 hot, famous Jewish chicks.  I had no idea Mila Kunis was Jewish.  I think this list may be suspect… But hey, for today, I’ll give it to you chosen people.  You can have her until the end of Hannukah.  <holytaco>

Reveling in Steeler sadness?  Yep.  Rolling around in it even.  <kissingsuzykolber>

That’s it for Friday.  Have a great weekend, and send us links and tips at bootleggersports@gmail.com.  Something that didn’t begin with “Hey, faggots” would be nice. 

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