Horned Dog Dump

If you think that's hot, you should see them cry...

Well, the rumors are flying in Oakland that Tom Cable has coached his last game as a Raider.  And if you want to read why that’s a bad thing, here you go.  There are some that think Mr. Punchy Face should have been relieved a long time ago, but their jaws were wired shut all this time.  <secondstringfullback>

I assume most of you slobs have already broken your new year’s resolutions.  Mine were to continue trending towards alcoholism and change my sheets more than twice this year, so I’m looking pretty good.  Here are what some of MLB’s bigger stars should have been.  Sort of.  <morehardball>

The Lovie Smith “Cover 2″ Defense was kicking ass and impressing everyone in the very vanilla NFL just a couple of years ago.  Lovie Smith was going to the Super Bowl with it, and everyone was smiley.  Not so much anymore.  That’s right, frowns for Lovie.  Sounds like a Hollywood tear jerker doesn’t it?  I rich!  <notqualifiedtocomment>

Retards in front of cameras, scene 3,553,309,214.  This time we witness some mouth-breather rapping about the Washington Capitals.  I’d rather rap about marshmallows or scraping off my windshield, but you know, my IQ is probably over 66 too.  <outsidetheboxscore>

Here’s someone talking about the Boise State-TCU game, but they didn’t break our rule.  This game was a goddamn joke, and should only be treated as such.  Here we have video of crying cowbell girl and a screen cap of a “cummunication” major.  Sorry, not nearly as sexy as it sounds.  <detroit4lyfe>

That’s all for today friends.  Time to head to the ol’ factory without taking a shower.  Because, you know, everyone likes to fit in.  Send link tips and story suggestions to bootleggersports@gmail.com. 

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