Shivering Frigid Thursday Dump

If the Chicago Bears ever get cheerleaders again, they should look these girls up

Having trouble watching YouTube recently?  It’s because yesterday was “load porn into videos that don’t look like porn would be in them” in the vast and expanding Nerd World.  Here’s why.  Of course, if YouTube gives into this sort of pressure, doesn’t that imply that they negotiate with terrorists?  <iheartchaos>

Sometimes you find a website that you can’t believe you’ve never heard of before.  I just had one of those moments.  Dylan was nice enough to send me this link last night, and it’s inspired me to make more friends that happen to be hot girls, buy a camera, and have more low, hard/sharp objects in my house.  Also, this wins as the most direct, no bullshit site name in the world. <hotchickswithstubbedtoesmakingsexfaces>

Wait, or maybe it’s this one.  <hotchickspickingupdogshit>

Or this.  You know what, go to any of these, and you’ll find the others.  Oh, and depending on your employer’s feelings about dog boners, this may or may not be safe for work.  <hotchickswithdogswithboners>

Oh right, this is a sports site.  Ummm…. Tommie Harris says the Bears hung him out to dry.  That clothes line must be made of something discovered on Pandora, is all I’ve got to say.  <notqualifiedtocomment>

Andre Dawson was voted into the Hall of Fame yesterday, which gives us an excuse to listen to that sweet song again.  You can hear it here, and read all about The Hawk while you’re rockin’ out.  <midwestsportsfan>

Do you love the University of North Carolina and want to read an interview done with the executive director of Tar Heel Monthly magazine?!!  Me Neither!  Yay!  Though, if you know anyone who wets themselves over UNC, as I do, you should tell them about this.  <the5thcorner>

Perhaps by now you’ve heard that Raiders QB  thrower JaMarcus Russell blew off the final team meeting so that he could go pimpin’ around Las Vegas.  If he were a great player stuck on a bad team, this would be acceptable.  But when he is a large part of the reason why this team sucks fat ones, that makes him a rancid douchebag.  <justblogbaby>

Here we have an avid, progressive Broncos fan pleading for change during this off season.  Brandon Marshall to the Redskins you say?  Re-sign Elvis, eh?  Fascinating.  Let’s talk more about this over dinner.  <predominantlyorange> 

And lastly, 20 great Last Supper parodies.  Because what would a Thursday be without a little sacrilege?  <supertremendous>

That’s all for today.  Keep your nuts warm or they’ll fall off, and send link tips and story suggestions to bootleggersports@gmail.com. 

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