Wrong Bear Died

Submitted as evidence of redneck douchebaggery: Dvoracek at wrastlin'

The Chicago Bears lost a talented and remarkable young man Sunday when Gaines Adams, 26, died of cardiac arrest.  The defensive end had just finished his third season in the NFL and by all accounts was a humble, gentle young man who had just begun to realize his full potential.  Though he had just joined the Bears in October, his teammates have been deeply affected by his passing as have those he played with in Tampa.  Though Adams never made a big name for himself on the field in the NFL, he will be sorely missed and remembered as one of the good guys.

Meanwhile, slightly more than 24 hours before his teammate would lose his life, Bears defensive end Dusty Dvoracek was being arrested for public intoxication, assault and battery and interfering with an official process.  The former Oklahoma star was back in his old punching grounds of Norman, Oklahoma and reportedly become drunk and fighty when bouncers attempted to kick him out of Seven47, arguably the douchebaggiest bar in Norman.

I ask you, is this justice?  One player seemingly does everything right and his life is taken away while another player does everything in his power to waste his abilities and yet, he gets to continue screwing up.  I’m not saying Dvoracek deserves to die, but uh…I’m just…well…I forget where I was going with that.  Let’s see how Samuel L. Jackson feels about the whole thing.

Yes he deserves to die and I hope he burns in hell.

The opinions expressed by Samuel Jackson do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the staff at Bootlegger Sports, its parent company or its subsidiaries.

What I can tell you is that Dvoracek is the worst kind of person.  Just ask his alleged friend who spent time in intensive care in 2004 after Dusty attempted to make his forehead touch his spine.  With Dvoracek, you get all of the redneck douchebaggery of Jared Allen without any of the infuriating talent.  Infuriating because, naturally, you want Jared Allen to suck, but he keeps rolling out All-Pro type performances.  I guess in that sense, people should enjoy what Dvoracek does because you can hate him for everything he is and enjoy him never living up to expectations on the field.  Still, if I had to choose between never hearing about Dusty Dvoracek or never hearing about Jared Allen again, the choice might be pretty difficult.  Ah, who am I kidding, no it wouldn’t.

Tags: Chicago Bears, douchebaggery, Dusty Dvoracek, football, Gaines Adams, NFL, Oklahoma

1 Comment to Wrong Bear Died

furrer4heisman
January 18, 2010

ARGUABLY the douchebaggiest bar in norman??? what other bar is even in the running? Oh yeah, Logan’s. Forgot about them.

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