Ice Cold Refreshing Dump

Coke spends millions on stupid commercials. All they need is this.

Last night’s match-up between No. 9 Kansas State and No. 1 Texas was fantastic.  It certainly lived up to all the hype coming into it.  That is, except ESPN360’s title for the game.  It’s damn hard to live up to “Laser Cats.”  <detroit4lyfe>

Jim Mora Sr. coached at both Indianapolis and New Orleans.  He might also have taught classes in How to be a Raging Dick to Everyone,  but I’m not entirely sure about that last part.  <midwestsportsfan>

The list of things that Milton Bradley doesn’t like is long and fairly well known.  He’s a man who never misses an opportunity to bitch about something, so it’s been pretty well documented.  Well this time it’s someone else who’s doing the bitching for Milton, but you can go ahead and add “Paying Rent” to that list.  <notqualifiedtocomment>

Eight-hundred pounds of weed washed up on the beach in Texas on Friday.  And of course the authorities found it, because you heard about it.  Had anyone else found this, the headline would have been, “Man Found Too-Stoned-to-Blink on the Beach With 799.5 Pounds of Marijuana.”  Ed. Note: Please note the name of this website before clicking on the link at work.  <hailmaryjane>

It’s looking likely that Brian Westbrook will retire during this off-season because his entire body hurts whenever he does anything as strenuous as eating a jelly bean.  Some people are pointing the finger at Andy Reid for this.  Others point out the expanding trend of NFL running backs not lasting more than a few years.  But me?  I just point at myself in the mirror during sex.  <secondstringfullback>

A woman is taking Shaq to court for allegedly knocking her up with a Wee Shaq.  But the big man seems far more concerned over another court case, involving the copy-righted term “Shaqtus.”  This is because O’Neal is a ”Shaqtard.”  Uh-oh.  I should probably register this as a trademark now, before Shaq steals it from me.  <withleather>

Being both a perv, a nerd, and someone who is pretty proficient at surfing the web, I thought I’d seen every Layla Kiffin picture.  Oh, how wrong I was.  <totalprosports>

Nate Kaeding’s wikipedia page was attacked after he missed 3 field goals in the Chargers’ 17-14 loss to the Jets.  You know Nate, now if you don’t kill yourself we’ll all think these stories are true.  <yepyep>

And just like I do during sex, I am now quitting with an unsatisfactory finish.  Send in link tips and story suggestions to bootleggersports@gmail.com.  If you don’t, then you can’t bitch about the quality of the links. 

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