Baby Blue Wednesday Dump

This girl listens to Depeche Mode.

One of the worst things in the world is when angry rednecks try to make funny parody songs.  It’s goddamn infuriating.  That said, here’s a couple yokels with “Runaway Lane.”  <outsidetheboxscore>

So far the NFL playoffs have laid a long nutty one in the fun-to-watch punchbowl.  That doesn’t make sense, but I just listened to “Runaway Lane,” so cut me some temporarily-retarded slack.  Anyway, here’s the four possible Super Bowl match ups that ranked in order of sucktitude.  <midwestsportsfan>

Speaking of Super Bowl, one of the ads in it is going to be a remake of the Bears 1985 Super Bowl Shuffle.  Which seems like a great plan.  It’ll piss off everyone in Chicago, serving only serve as a reminder of how shitty this year’s team is, and it will piss of everyone else in America just for being so shitty.  Great marketing.  <notqualifiedtocomment>

An interview with Bobby Frasor.  No, he’s not the kid that played chess, and he didn’t build a plane out of a red wagon to escape his abusive step father.  Think point guard from UNC, 2008.  If that appeals to you, here’s the interview.  If it doesn’t, you can still rent “Radio Flyer.”  <the5thcorner>

Anderson Cooper is down in Haiti, and recently he swooped in and saved some bloody-faced kid.  FOX News reported on the incident as “Gay man caught on film abducting young boy too wounded to fight off advances.”  <warmingglow>

Will Justin Verlander be a Detroit Tiger beyond 2011?  Will there be a Detroit beyond 2011?  Should I get this sore on my junk checked out or just ignore it and hope it goes away?  Do you tip a hooker?  Are those last two questions related in any way?  <detroit4lyfe>

And here we have a girlfriend application.  Not like an iPhone app, you hipster dick heads.  Like a job application.  I don’t care about most things on this list, like hair color, piercings or the number of guys a girl’s been with, but that’s probably because I don’t want a girlfriend.  <holytaco>

Welp, I’m out.  Happy Wednesday.  Hopefully they’ll be good basketball on tonight or something.  Send link tips and story suggestions to bootleggersports@gmail.com.  Or don’t.

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