Friday Three-Way-Pre-Super Bowl Dump

This is the answer the question: "Would you ever play strip poker?"

Home videos of the Manning family many many moons ago.  Shocking revelation: Cooper might have been the best player of the bunch.  Not so shocking revelation:  Payton only stops whining to pout.  <smfnewsblogs>

Since we’re already exploring videos from a long time ago, here’s a fan asking Anna Kournikova if he makes her horny, “baby” back in 1999.  I’d tried to forget the Austin Powers movies too, but they’re kind of like herpes, aren’t they.  Just keep popping back up just when you start to move on.  Not… Not that I’d know anything about that.  Just guessing.  <outsidetheboxscore>

It’s about Goddamn time these guys came out with a new flow chart.  I’ve been checking every day.  Except for the days when I don’t do this link dump.  And the days when I forget to check.  But most other days I do.  At least twice a week.  On average.  Anyway, here’s what to do for the Super Bowl.  Nope, jerking off in the communal spinach dip isn’t an option on this chart.  That’s what we call an “auxiliary option.”  <holytaco>

We kill a shit-load of cows in this country.  Some of them are used more for just making us fatter though.  Some lucky bovine are made into footballs.  Here are a bunch of numbers on all of that, and the odds that a cow’s hide gets used in a Super Bowl game.  I promise it’s more fun than whatever you’re doing at work.  <lastangryfan>

Today’s dump was a short one.  They can’t all be ringers you know.  After the last couple of days you should have expected the tank to be running a little low.  Send tips and suggestions to bootleggersports@gmail.com.  And have a happy Super Bowl too. 

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