Super Who Dat Dump

You weren't in New Orleans last night, because you're stupid.

There may not be a more high-fivable event in the world than going to the Super Bowl.  Except of course being on Bourbon Street last night, but I’m not sure if high fives count whenthey’re part of a sexual maneuver during a public orgy.  But here’s a video of multiple players and celebrities getting involved in a sweet pre-Super Bowl high five compilation.  <funnyordie>

You know that episode of “The Office” where Michael has promised a bunch of kids college scholarships, but breaks his promise?  Reggie Bush must have thought that was a hilarious prank that he should try.  <secondstringfullback>

Believe it or not, other sports happened this weekend.  Among them was a day full of some pretty great college basketball.  This guy sits through all the awfulness that is College GameDay to bring you screen grabs of the best signs from around the nation, so you owe him a click just for that.  Truly a selfless hero.  This week was in Illinois.  Kentucky and misspelled signs coming up next week!  <thatfan>

Among the other sports that happened this weekend was hockey.  Yep, they still play that one.  Here’s a goal shot so hard that it broke the goal cam.  The last time I scored so hard I broke the camera I was Tucker Max.  <outsidetheboxscore>

This mother f*cker predicted the exact score of the Super Bowl, and has documentation of it.  But obviously he didn’t sack-up and take his powers to Vegas, or instead of writing about it last night he would have been waste-deep in hookers and money.  <withleather>

Something you should be checking on throughout the day would be updates from people who were either in Miami last night, or on Bourbon Street.  It may take a day or two for the best stories to start filtering in, after the detox and bail bonds and all that.  It looks like last night was a big night for STDs.  <deadspin>

And thanks to Adam, I will now be getting very little done for the next few weeks.  Because here’s every episode of Alf.  And if you don’t like Alf, then you can just go right to hell right now.  <hulu>

And what’s a Post Super Bowl dump without finishing on an underboob.  I find that that’s always a great place to finish.  <coedmagazine>

Thanks for the links and all.  That made this Monday’s dump much easier.  Which is a good thing, because I only quit drinking about five and a half hours ago.  Keep them coming to bootleggersports@gmail.com. 

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