Untied Wednesday Dump

This would look less sexy if you could hear her saying "I have to crap."

I’m sure that the Super Bowl defeat was hard on just about everybody in Indianapolis.  But for the poor bastards that have to work overtime all week to pump out all the “NFL CHAMPIONS Saints 31 Colts 17″ shirts, it’s an extra twist of the sack.  <secondstringfullback>

Drew Brees was on The Late Show with David Letterman.  And I don’t think they discussed the Letterman promo at all.  Or birthmarks.  <outsidetheboxscore>

Here we have a professional hockey player who forgot to remove his double blades in a game.  For those of you not familiar with ice skating, suffice it to say that’s like someone in the Tour de France riding with training wheels.  Here’s video:  <neswsports>

Speaking of hockey, the “Sidney Crosby shoots pucks at a dryer” commercial was voted best by a bunch of NHL fans.  I don’t even remember seeing this one.  If it came on after the Megan Fox ad, that would explain why.  Just mentioning that ad makes my wrist cramp up.  <sportressofblogitude>

Alabama high school basketball fight.  Kind of.  It’s a slow morning.  <bustedcoverage>

A bunch of Knicks fans are upset because of some Shaqspicious calls.  ”NBA games are fixed.  They’re rigged! Blah blah blah.”  No shit.  There’s even a book about it.  Anyone who still cares is a retard.  They quit playing by the rules about 20 years ago, so just relax and quit acting so upset whenever it happens to your team.  They’ll take you in the points next time around.  <unathletic>

Here are a bunch of reasons to hate Andy Roddick.  Swimsuit style.  <anyguey>

And because everyone likes watching someone get hurt, here’s a kid f*cking up a hammer toss.  In related news, I think ”hammer toss” is what Greg Oden should call it when he spends some happy alone time.  <regretfulmorning>

If you’re one of the millions of people snowed in today, you have nothing better to do than send us link tips and story suggestions.  Unless you don’t have power.  In which case you have nothing to do but screw like nympho bunnies.  So send those to bootleggersports@gmail.com.  And wear a condom.     

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