Underboob Thursday Dump

I should have been a photographer

I guess some people are still pissed off at Tiger Woods.  I’m only pissed that golf will garner even more attention when he returns, thus pushing cricket even further out of the coverage on SportsCenter.  How am I ever supposed to learn what the hell is going on?  Oh, and for the record; most of you would have tagged all those bitches too.  <zipgolfer>

I’m sure Tiger is really pumped to win Chris Brown’s endorsement.  I bet he really appreciates that.  <popcrunch>

Here’s the best roster you could make by compiling all the guys that signed minor league contracts this off-season.  Because, you know, that’s a constructive use of your time.  Though I think this team would beat the Nationals two out of three times.  <morehardball>

First they tell Jim Leyland he can’t smoke at the stadium anymore.  Then they run over his pinky toe with a golf cart.  It’s been a bad month.  And that’s saying something for a guy who lives in Detroit.  <detroit4lyfe> 

But it just got a lot worse.  Because Detroit just banned lap dances and VIP rooms.  Jesus f*cking Christ that city sucks so much.  <guyism>

And this is a Hawaiian beer tour.  It includes much more than “buy beer, place in cooler, get drunk on beach.  Share with women when possible.”  But it shouldn’t.  <mademan>

This guy can speed-paint a picture of Megan Fox.  And it looks like a photograph.  But for some inexplicable reason he wasted his talents by painting her with clothes on.  What an ass hole.  <thechive>

Happy Thursday.  For those of you in college, the weekend starts tonight.  I hate you for that.  Send link tips and story suggestions to bootleggersports@gmail.com.

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1 Comment to Underboob Thursday Dump

Doc
February 25, 2010

Damn Maui and beer makes everything unfair

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