Hot Imposter Thursday Dump
Here at BootleggerSports, we don’t need any extra motivation to post or link to pictures of Megan Fox. So Dylan was looking for spankable material yesterday for research purposes only, (so he told his mom) and came across a unique find. A Danish model who looked so much like Ms. Fox that her pictures were mislabeled. And instantly millions of American men asked “Where’s Danish again?” <popoholic>
We all fantasize about being a professional athlete. And not just for the raping and killing privileges that come along with it. Not that that’s not a perk… Anyway, here’s a flow chart to figure out which sport you should go pro in. I can’t find the alcolympics on here, but I was told they were real. I’m sure it’s just an over site. <sportspickle>
And here’s a dog named Burrito that can golf better than I can. And that was what I was most qualified for. Outside of the masturbatathon of course. Here’s video of the dog, not the pud pulling. <outsidetheboxscore>
Joakim Noah wasn’t nearly the hideously deformed monster that he is today, back before acne, poor decisions and puberty ravaged his face. Here’s proof. <notqualifiedtocomment>
If LeBron James gets put on the “No Fly” list and can’t make some of the playoff games, it’s this guy’s fault. <stacheketball>
Siena has fans that rushed the court. Here’s a fan’s-eye-view of this event. And here I thought Siena was just a color and popular stripper’s name. Before watching this video I would have classified myself as a Siena fan. <thatfan>
And good day to you all. Send in basketball related crap whenever you feel like it. The transition from March Madness to March Sadness is always a comedic one. Send those to bootleggersports@gmail.com.
1 Comment to Hot Imposter Thursday Dump
She looks smarter then Megan Fox because she’s wearing glasses.



March 11, 2010