St. Patrick’s Day Eve Dump

Hey look! I can pretend this is a sports picture

Jimmy Kimmel and the Legion of Naked Athletes.  Before you get too excited you should know that Chuck Liddel and OchoCinco are prominently featured.  So there’s that.  How did this get at the top of the page?  <outsidetheboxscore>

Because the Raiders added Kamerion Wimberly, they’re now going to be unstoppable.  Just like these new socks are going to get me a date with that hot girl who lives 3 houses down.  She’s never showed any interest in me before, but I’m pretty sure I’ve discovered the missing piece.  <justblogbaby>

If you didn’t see this video already, it’s an unfriendly exchange at a charity event between two of the legends of tennis.  Tennis needs to get out of it’s own ass.  No other sports figures would draw this kind of attention for acting like jackasses, but because both these guys have tied white sweaters around their necks before now it’s shocking.  <neswsports>

Everyone fills out a bracket.  Some people feel strongly enough about their predicting abilities or formula that they post all their reasoning and projections online.  It’s the closest sports blogging can come to being like AM sports-talk radio.  <midwestsportsfan>

Sometimes the true fans out there get so frustrated with their own teams that they have no choice but to attack one or more of the players.  This doesn’t take much in the way of intestinal fortitude if you’re an avid curling fan.  This video, on the other hand, is of an attack on a hockey goalie.  <bigleaguescrew>

In honor of St. Patrick’s Week, here’s a bunch girls doing drunken naughty things.  And depending on how your job views pictures of groping and body-paint-as-apparel, this might be NSFW.  <coedmagazine>

Because Dante’s Inferno seems awfully dated, here are nine real-life circles of hell.  I was once stuck on a cross-Atlantic flight next to a very over-weight, very pungent Frenchman.  In all my years of grossness, I’ve never smelled anything as bad as this man.  Breath, armpits, feet, hair, hands… Name it.  Every time he even turned his head I was almost ill.  That’s just my addition to this otherwise thoughtful list.  <holytaco>

This post couldn’t be any more accurate.  UFC is fun.  Even for people who don’t breath through their mouths and drag their knuckles on the ground.  Sadly, advertisers have yet to figure this out, and thus they make the rest of us look like retards.  Here are the worst offenders.  <filmdrunk>

That’s all for Tuesday.  Drink plenty of fluids today, and try to get to bed early.  You want your liver to be ready for what happens tomorrow.  Send anything relating to anything to bootleggersports@gmail.com. 

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