Bout Damn Time Thursday Dump

After the new uniforms came in, women's track became the biggest revenue sport at the university.

*rolls out of bed* Welp, I guess I should go ahead and get started on the ol’ link dump.  I slept a little late today…shit, it’s Thursday already?  I hope somebody picked my parents up from the airport, fed my dog and took my girlfriend to the clinic down south for me.  Anyway, the USA-Canada men’s slow-pitch softball border war was this weekend…hilarity ensued.  Be sure to peruse the comment section for softball houliganism.  Yeah, I said peruse.  See what 117 hours of sleep can do for you?  <joesportsfan>

Here’s a video from the new Madden game showing you virtual Obama congratulating Super Bowl champs at the White House.  Plus, Gus Johnson being entirely too dramatic.  Plus, Jacksonville in the Super Bowl.  Riot now Jags fans…this is as close as you’re going to get.  <outsidetheboxscore>

Scroll down the page in this article about Stephen Strasburg to find the hidden gem: he was a fat tub of shit in high school who couldn’t lay off the egg Mcmuffins.  McDonald’s ad execs’ mouths are watering as they think of the possibilities.  And Nationals execs are putting guns to their temples in anticipation of Strasburg ballooning up like Fernando Valenzuela. <wapo>

Here are what somebody thinks are the 20 most ridiculously humiliating sports injuries of all-time.  Not making the list?  Any women.  Because…well, you know.  <sportspickle>

Here’s the story of the guy who drank a beer every mile of the San Francisco marathon.  Did he make it?  Did he die soon after?  You’ll have to go find out for yourself.  I’m not building suspense, I actually don’t know how it turned out.  I drank a beer every time I felt myself getting bored and I can’t see straight anymore.  <twhead>

I kinda want this shirt…or its cousin.  The one that says, ‘BP Oil: for the win’ and has pictures of animals covered in oil.  Either way.  By the way, don’t watch the video.  It features a penis-crippling fat woman yelling right of the bat.  <unf–kthegulf>

And now a couple of Inception related posts because that movie was pretty great.  First, Bill and Ted’s Excellent Inception.  It’s everything the title says it is.  Second, the amazing discovery that the ominous soundtrack from the movie is actually a song used as a key plot point slowed down.  If you haven’t seen the movie yet, you might not want to follow the links…also, get your shit together.  <filmdrunk>

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1 Comment to Bout Damn Time Thursday Dump

LtShineySides
July 29, 2010

That picture is fake. Track girls don’t have tits.

Also, no iPhone I did NOT mean “tots”

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