Tim Brando Wins the Great Debate

You know how people in the South are kind of backward and stupid, especially college football fans who will call in to radio shows to harass the guest?  Good, just making sure we’re on the same page here.  CBS’ Tim Brando got all riled up while appearing on the Paul Finebaum Show courtesy of an Auburn fan.  This is the first I’m hearing of Paul Finebaum but I think it’s great he has his own show, it’s about time, he’s been paying his dues for years.  Brando on the other hand, usually a cheerleader for the SEC, has had some negative things to say about Auburn recently, mostly centered around their choices regarding their football coaching staff. 

That is to say, firing their offensive coordinator after 4 games because the new spread offense wasn’t working and then replacing him with Tulsa’s offensive coordinator who specializes in the… wait can this be right… spread offense, and firing Tommy Tuberville and replacing him with a 5 career win man known as Gene Chizik, is completely idiotic.  Auburn fans, or at least one drunken redneck, tend to disagree. 

The person I feel worst for in this whole debaucle is Matt.  Poor Matt, he just wanted to call in and hear his voice on the radio, but instead he gets bombarded by the lingering testosterone spraying out of Tim Brando’s mouth.  Matt, if you’re out there, it’s not your fault buddy.  Just remember that it’s not your fault.

Tags: Auburn, CBS, Gene Chizik, NCAA, Paul Finebaum, Tim Brando, Tommy Tuberville

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