Fire Up The Douche Machine

Here Mark was finally rounding into the form that John David Booty never achieved… I don’t mean as a quarterback, I mean as a pretty, frat boy looking douche, and he up and leaves for the league.  Now Carroll will have to hope that back ups Mitch Mustain and Aaron Corp respond well to the douche cloning machine in the offseason or else the Trojans will be left with a potentially likable QB, and we all know they can’t win a championship that way. 

Ed. Note- No chance Corp makes the huge strides necessary and although Mustain has the attitude already and probably only needs a little hair gel, my money’s on dark horse incoming freshman Matt Barkley.  We haven’t seen douche potential like this since Jimmy Clausen signed on to destroy Notre Dame.

Now you may be saying, oh everyone is hating on USC these days, it’s so cliche and easy.  Yes it is, and fun too.  Sometimes you just gotta say “damn what people will think, I’ve gotta do what I love”.  Even if that has led to such travesties as Bruce Willis the singer, Charles Barkley the golfer and Paris Hilton the not a corpse.

Tags: Aaron Corps, Chris Mortensen, ESPN, Jimmy Clausen, John David Booty, Mark Sanchez, Matt Barkley, Mitch Mustain, NFL, Notre Dame, Pete Carroll, Shelley Smith, USC

3 Comments to Fire Up The Douche Machine

Chad
January 16, 2009

Hey, all those SoCal girls aren’t going to sleep with themselves. But that would be hot too.

Trojan Man
January 16, 2009

How has Trojan Condoms not jumped all over USC? I’d have everyone of those Pete Carroll clones signed up to do advertisements. “Still a Trojan Man!”

boarCoirl
February 9, 2009

Hi, cool site, good writing

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