I’m Already In Line For Tyson

Just doing this for 90 minutes would make Tyson a success

I’ve had a soft spot in my heart for Mike Tyson for as long as I can remember.  I loved to hate his unbeatable ass (eventually beaten by Marisa Miller’s) in Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out, loved to fear him while he bit off Evander Holyfield’s ear and loved to pity him as he went bat-shit crazy and bankrupt.  Now, I can love to watch him in new documentary Tyson, premiering this week at the Sundance Film Festival. 

Credit to Sports Crackle Pop for finding a video of Mike talking about the film and his new fear of success. 

And FilmDrunkhas more information on what will certainly go down as the greatest documentary of all time, at least until Michael Moore and Morgan Spurlock make a documentary about them fighting to the death.

How has no one thought to put a camera on Mike Tyson 24/7 before?  I mean, besides law enforcement.  With all the terrible subjects of reality shows, I can’t believe Tyson wasn’t getting approached by every network.  Unlike most reality shows, Tyson wouldn’t need a script.  Just send him on everyday errands and watch him create magic aka scaring white people.

I’m so excited for this documentary that it will undoubtedly disappoint me.  Unless, of course, Mike Tyson fights at least one random person on the street, there are an abundance of reactions shots from everyone who comes in contact with him and there’s a trip to Vegas that involves multiple sexual advances from Mike.  Actually, I’m pretty sure this is going to be exactly what I’m expecting.

Tags: Boxing, Marisa Miller, Mike Tyson

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