Cardinals’ Fans Motivate Losers

These guys are "persons of interest" in the case

 Donovan McNabb maintains a house in Arizona that was vandalized last week before his Eagles met up with the Arizona Cardinals.  Questions abound about why this is just coming out now.  Mainstream media is lazy and ineffective, some would say.  Not me though.  They should continue to set the bar impossibly low so those wonderful Internet types can start getting better access. 

Anyway, two Cardinal fans have been charged because a box they left on the lawn had the address of one of the men on it.  So immediately you can figure that we aren’t dealing with a couple of criminal masterminds.  Any Steelers with homes in Arizona probably don’t have to worry about these two diabolical geniuses burning your lawn.  Oh did I forget to mention that.  Yeah, they set Donovan’s lawn on fire.  It must have slipped my mind because I can’t imagine why it would be a big deal for 2 white men in the southern half of the United States to set a black man’s lawn on fire.  I’m living in Obama’s America, baby.  I don’t see color anymore.  I just see hope and change.

If you followed the link, you know that McNabb planned to use this incident as motivation to beat the Cardinals.  Well, I guess next time you should probably be motivated by something a little more stirring than an insurance claim filed to repair your grass.  Maybe you should have pretended the arsonists endangered your daughters’ lives. 

Speaking of which, who knew Donovan had three daughters?  Or a wife?  Why is it that his mom is the only family that’s ever shown in the stands or interviewed?  I mean, I know she rocketed to stardom after those Campbell’s Soup commercials, but I didn’t know her shadowed extended over the entire family. 

After some research, I found out Donovan married his high school sweetheart so maybe he keeps her hidden so she can’t build up any credibility.  He probably sees what’s happening to Dwyane Wade and chuckles to himself.  “Not me” he might say as his wife struggles to free herself from the house arrest bracelet.

Tags: Arizona Cardinals, Barack Obama, Donovan McNabb, Dwyane Wade, football, NFL, Philadelphia Eagles, Pittsburgh Steelers

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