Jose Canseco Needs More Juice

Vince Papale isn't even the most ashamed person in the picture

Former major league All-Star turned whistle blower, laughingstock and general failure Jose Canseco needs money…badly.  So badly that he signed on to fight former “Partridge Family” star and general failure Danny Bonaduce.  Even worse, he didn’t even win, the fight ended in a majority draw.

Worse still is that the payday couldn’t have been too significant.  Only 1500 people showed up at the event held at a suburban Philadelphia ice rink.  God, do I even need to make a joke here… the story pretty much speaks for itself doesn’t it?

Canseco shouldn’t be fighting Bonaduce anyway, he should be friends with him.  He is one of a select few that’s injected himself with more needles than the former A’s star. 

Also, for a guy who blew $45 million dollars, Jose sure has plenty of disposable income to spend on ink.  He must be trying to use those aforementioned needles in a more constructive way.

Tags: baseball, Boxing, douchebaggery, Jose Canseco

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