Hot Judicial Cheerleading Action

Injuries happen, and I'll be there to exploit them

Some high school cheerleader in Wisconsin suffered a head injury a while back when teammates dropped her while performing a stunt.  Probably because she’s fat (dairy will do that to people).  Then she decided to sue the guy that didn’t catch her, and her school district.  But today, the Wisconsin Supreme Court hit her as hard as the floor because they ruled cheerleading is a contact sport and participants can’t sue for accidental injuries.

Cheerleading a contact sport?  I mean, cheerleaders…full contact… my genitals… you get the idea, but what?  I don’t think it counts as a sport when your only opponent is gravity, and it’s not contact when the only shots you take are from the hardwood.  Plus the gym floor…ZING!

I do get tired of everybody suing everybody though, so kudos to the Wisconsin Supreme Court.  Now if we can just get driving, sex and drinking declared contact sports maybe I can start thinning out these pending lawsuit.

Tags: cheerleading, douchebaggery, Wisconsin

4 Comments to Hot Judicial Cheerleading Action

Mean Joe
January 28, 2009

Then why is it when I make full contact with a cheerleader, I get arrested and sued?

The Fuzz
January 28, 2009

Pedophilia has not yet been deemed a sport, sir

Bre...uh...Buster Sand...dangit.... Buster Sanchez.
January 28, 2009

“it’s not contact when the only shots you take are from the hardwood. Plus the gym floor…ZING!”

Hahaha, kudos. Or whatever the sports-affiliated kudo replacement is. Booyahs?

Doc
January 28, 2009

Thats it, I’m going into sports medicine.

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