Tiger Math: 15% of 800-mil is Zero

Tiger learns "Gratuity" isn't where you start the 8th hole at Augusta.

Tiger Woods attended Stanford and has excelled both as a professional golfer and as a businessman, so it’s safe to assume that he and math are well acquainted.  Or maybe not.  Tiger may have never mastered the elusive art of percentages because the New York Post is reporting what waiters in the Orlando area have known for years, Tiger doesn’t tip.

Don’t be too quick to judge poor Tiger.  He may have millions of dollars, but he also clearly has a learning disability.  And now that embarrassing secret has been unleashed on the nation that used to adore him.  Tiger chose golf for a reason, that being that there’s no percentages in golf.  You never have problems like, “If you have a 27 through 8 holes on a par 71 course, what percentage of par are you?”  Tiger chose golf for the whole numbers.  He may even have been extremely dedicated to becoming a great player so he wouldn’t have to count so high. 

So Tiger doesn’t tip, give the guy a break.  It’s still amazing what he has been able to accomplish with such a serious disability.  He should become the first billionaire athlete, designs golf courses and has married a hot Swedish nanny and fathered a child. 

Oh, speaking of which, Elin should probably never divorce Tiger.  If he has this much trouble with tips, imagine how hard it’s going to be for him to figure out child support.

Tags: Golf, PGA, Stanford, Tiger Woods

8 Comments to Tiger Math: 15% of 800-mil is Zero

tired
February 3, 2009

dickwad whigger.

Brawndo
February 3, 2009

Tipping is a scam anyway. All it does is make people feel awkward. Just include the “tip” in the price of the service. Kudos to Tiger and Mr. Pink.

Saint Joe
February 3, 2009

He must like the taste of spit and other bodily fluids in his food.

ltjg
February 3, 2009

@Brawndo

Gotta love Mr. Pink, that movies a classic

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turkeyshoot
February 3, 2009

I completely agree Brawndo. And who better to take that internationally recognized policy out on than the guy that puts up with your bull shit and lives in a studio apartment.

Jdizzy
February 3, 2009

I live in the area and have heard this same thing from multiple sources. What an AHOLE

Also, who gets uncomfortable leaving a tip? what does that even mean anyway?

ESLcity
May 27, 2009

I must agree… many people don’t give tips.. and even in many parts of the world tipping is not necessary…

And it pretty sad people judge him as being a bad person just because he has money but doesn’t feel it is necessary to give tips…

In addition many of the fancy restaurants that these people eat at give the bare minimum in food..Yet, make you pay as if they had just cooked you an elephant steak..

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