Last Bastion of Terrible Basketball Shuts Down
Next for this mascot, panhandling and coke addiction
If you’re anything like me, you’re the world’s sexiest man, you’re delusional and you thought the CBA was Canada’s professional basketball league. Turns out CBA stands for Continental Basketball Association and it’s 4 (4?!?) franchises are based in the U.S. Shocking news about the league no one knows about with 4 teams, it’s going bust. I know. I haven’t been this shocked since I found out size really does matter.
The league has been around in some form since 1946 and survived Darryl Dawkins destroying goals and Isiah Thomas destroying everything else. But in the end, the little league that could was destroyed by the one thing it couldn’t survive- a broken heart. Oh, I mean crushing debt and a lack of profits.
The league’s commissioner says the CBA might attempt a comeback if the economy picks up, but it seems like something you say to make everyone involved feel better. Like “we can still be friends” or “don’t worry, nobody is going to miss her.”
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February 4, 2009