Gerald Wallace is Sitting on a Gold Mine

Here's a screenshot from the film's opening scene

Gerald Wallace had the pleasure of having his lung collapsed recently.  But that’s not the worst news he’s heard lately.  He suffered the injury in Los Angeles, 2,414 miles from his adopted home city of Charlotte (thanks Google maps).  Now he’s been cleared to go home, but he hasn’t been cleared to fly.  Did someone say road trip?

Wallace embarked on the epic journey home yesterday, and hopefully someone thought to put a cameraman on the bus with him or at least gave him a handi-cam because this could be a great documentary. 

Gerald Wallace was at the top of his game, until suddenly… his lung… collapsed!  Now, Gerald has to trek across America to make it home.  Sometimes, we have to get lost before we really find ourselves.  This February… Gerald Wallace is… The Breathless Traveler.

Throw in a comedic sidekick and a scene where the bus gets pulled over by a racist policeman in Arkansas and we’ve got box-office gold.  Matter of fact, forget documentary.  Stick Martin Lawrence in the lead role and we’re looking at the best comedy of the year.

Tags: basketball, Charlotte Bobcats, Gerald Wallace, Los Angeles Lakers, NBA

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