Walmart Hates Boners… Always
Looks Like I'll Have To Start Touching Myself At Target
If you’re used to picking up your copy of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition at Walmart while your fat wife yells at your fat kids to stop fighting over some cereal to make them fatter, prepare to hate life even more.
Walmart, which appears to be the only company in the world making money right now, won’t pay some kind of surcharge or something and so has stopped carrying the magazine. If you give a shit about finance stuff go here. But I assume if you knew anything about how to manage money you wouldn’t be shopping at Walmart in the first place, so just ignore that.
Walmart can say they are doing this for financial reasons, but I know the truth. They’re tired of cleaning up all their ruined towels in the Book and Magazine aisle. Guess I’ll have to go back to Highlights to fulfill my public masturbation fetish.
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