Green Irish Dump

What happens when you pinch someone wearing green?

Blah blah blah Tiger Woods April 8 blah blah blah media orgasm blah blah.  After all this, if you’re still interested in this story you really, really need to get laid.  Because I just kinda need to get laid, and I don’t give a shit at all.  You must be in bad shape.  <outsidetheboxscore>

Everyone’s bombarding you with stats, figures, formulas and predictions.  So here’s some more.  I call it basketball bukakke.  These are the best backcourts entering the tournament.  <notqualifiedtocomment>

In the Special Olympics, everyone is a winner.  Especially this guy who hit a really great, half-court shot.  Never mind that it came after the buzzer.  They’d quit keeping score anymore anyway.  Stop being such a jerk about this.  <withleather>

Every holiday has lots of stupid t-shirts, and St. Patrick’s day is more the standard than the exception.  So here’s a lot of them.  Oddly enough, most of the people modeling these tired slogans are hot girls.  Strange how that happens.  <saltymilk>

I think Kirstie Alley made a witch really angry.  But the witch wasn’t very good, so when she cast a spell to turn Kirstie into a toad it took a really long time to start working.  But I think it’s getting there now.  <wwtdd>

And here are a bunch of fantasy team and league names.  For you uncreative type out there.  Though I do really like Byrnes When I Peavy.  <fantasyteamnames>

Happy St. Patrick’s Day.  You’re required to get drunk and punch a snake today.  The only Saint who’s miracle is more fake than chasing all the snakes off Ireland is St. George, who you can thank for making dragons extinct.  They should make me a Saint, because I chased all the chupacabra’s out of Poland.  Send story suggestions and link tips to bootleggersports@gmail.com.

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St. Patrick’s Day Eve Dump

Hey look! I can pretend this is a sports picture

Jimmy Kimmel and the Legion of Naked Athletes.  Before you get too excited you should know that Chuck Liddel and OchoCinco are prominently featured.  So there’s that.  How did this get at the top of the page?  <outsidetheboxscore>

Because the Raiders added Kamerion Wimberly, they’re now going to be unstoppable.  Just like these new socks are going to get me a date with that hot girl who lives 3 houses down.  She’s never showed any interest in me before, but I’m pretty sure I’ve discovered the missing piece.  <justblogbaby>

If you didn’t see this video already, it’s an unfriendly exchange at a charity event between two of the legends of tennis.  Tennis needs to get out of it’s own ass.  No other sports figures would draw this kind of attention for acting like jackasses, but because both these guys have tied white sweaters around their necks before now it’s shocking.  <neswsports>

Everyone fills out a bracket.  Some people feel strongly enough about their predicting abilities or formula that they post all their reasoning and projections online.  It’s the closest sports blogging can come to being like AM sports-talk radio.  <midwestsportsfan>

Sometimes the true fans out there get so frustrated with their own teams that they have no choice but to attack one or more of the players.  This doesn’t take much in the way of intestinal fortitude if you’re an avid curling fan.  This video, on the other hand, is of an attack on a hockey goalie.  <bigleaguescrew>

In honor of St. Patrick’s Week, here’s a bunch girls doing drunken naughty things.  And depending on how your job views pictures of groping and body-paint-as-apparel, this might be NSFW.  <coedmagazine>

Because Dante’s Inferno seems awfully dated, here are nine real-life circles of hell.  I was once stuck on a cross-Atlantic flight next to a very over-weight, very pungent Frenchman.  In all my years of grossness, I’ve never smelled anything as bad as this man.  Breath, armpits, feet, hair, hands… Name it.  Every time he even turned his head I was almost ill.  That’s just my addition to this otherwise thoughtful list.  <holytaco>

This post couldn’t be any more accurate.  UFC is fun.  Even for people who don’t breath through their mouths and drag their knuckles on the ground.  Sadly, advertisers have yet to figure this out, and thus they make the rest of us look like retards.  Here are the worst offenders.  <filmdrunk>

That’s all for Tuesday.  Drink plenty of fluids today, and try to get to bed early.  You want your liver to be ready for what happens tomorrow.  Send anything relating to anything to bootleggersports@gmail.com. 

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Failday Friday Topless Patridge Dump

I never see stuff like this when I go to the beach.

Because College Basketball has center stage right now, we’ll kick this off with 22 pictures of coaches losing their shit throughout the years.  And that pretty much sums up the quality of sports coverage you can expect here, day in/day out.  <midwestsportsfan>

For some reason a lot of you love Michelle Beadle.  So here’s a video involving her being eaten, some deep throating and some fish.  Sadly, it’s safe for work.  <outsidetheboxscore>

Here are 10 clips claiming to be the “very best” of Dave Chappelle’s stand-up.  They appear to be just 10 random bits to me, but whatever.  It’s Dave Chappelle and it’s funny.  Unless you’re a racist.  Then it’s infuriating! GRRRR!  <comedians>

If you are one of those people that likes to let everyone know every time you get laid, let me first say, go f*ck yourself.  Then you can put that up here too.  This is an interactive map of all the fornicating taking place around the globe.  At least all of it being done by people who are lame enough post on here about it.  <ijustmadelove>

Want to insult people like Shakespeare?  No?  Then go f*cketh yourself.  For the rest of you, go here:  <pangloss>

A Powerpoint presentation about how to fart in public.  That’s the sophisticated sort of humor we strive for around here.  <holytaco>

And that’s all I’m giving you today.  Because it’s time to go buy some mother f*cking donuts.  Happy basketball weekend.  Send interesting stuff to bootleggersports@gmail.com. 

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Hot Imposter Thursday Dump

Known as the Danish Megan Fox... By this site.

Here at BootleggerSports, we don’t need any extra motivation to post or link to pictures of Megan Fox.  So Dylan was looking for spankable material yesterday for research purposes only, (so he told his mom) and came across a unique find.  A Danish model who looked so much like Ms. Fox that her pictures were mislabeled.  And instantly millions of American men asked “Where’s Danish again?”  <popoholic>

We all fantasize about being a professional athlete.  And not just for the raping and killing privileges that come along with it.  Not that that’s not a perk… Anyway, here’s a flow chart to figure out which sport you should go pro in.  I can’t find the alcolympics on here, but I was told they were real.  I’m sure it’s just an over site.  <sportspickle>

And here’s a dog named Burrito that can golf better than I can.  And that was what I was most qualified for.  Outside of the masturbatathon of course.  Here’s video of the dog, not the pud pulling.  <outsidetheboxscore>

Joakim Noah wasn’t nearly the hideously deformed monster that he is today, back before acne, poor decisions and puberty ravaged his face.  Here’s proof.  <notqualifiedtocomment>

If LeBron James gets put on the “No Fly” list and can’t make some of the playoff games, it’s this guy’s fault.  <stacheketball>

Siena has fans that rushed the court.  Here’s a fan’s-eye-view of this event.  And here I thought Siena was just a color and popular stripper’s name.  Before watching this video I would have classified myself as a Siena fan.  <thatfan>

And good day to you all.  Send in basketball related crap whenever you feel like it.  The transition from March Madness to March Sadness is always a comedic one.  Send those to bootleggersports@gmail.com. 

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Weary Wednesday Dump

Today feels like this

All is not well with Illinois basketball.  Unless it’s a good thing when your coach and your best player openly show their hatred for each other during a game.  Then everything is peachy.  <midwestsportsfan>

Here’s what really went down that night in Georgia between Big Ben and that poor, most-likely ugly girl.  <kissingsuzykolber>

Want to see video of Babe Ruth being the f*cking man?  You should.  Here he gets beaned, and lets the pitcher know that he’s a big pussy.  <thoughtequity>

Notre Dame has an unfair advantage that nobody else has.  This being that they don’t have to profit share with the rest of a conference, and they have their own special set of rules for getting into the BCS.  It’s complete horse shit.  But now maybe they’re interested in joining the Big 10?  I fail to see the logic in this.  <bleacherreport>

That’s all today.  Because “$2 any beer” specials poop on my face.  Send link tips and story suggestions to bootleggersports@gmail.com.

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